She has the MOST annoying habit of repeating herself a BILLION times in the same conversation. It is UNBELIEVABLE. Example:

“I need those forms to fill out so the mail will get picked up at 4:45. They never told me if the whole office is supposed to know about it or not so I dont know how it’s supposed to go. So yea, these forms have to be filled out because if they arent the mail wont get picked up at 4:45. And you know Legal will complain but I dont know who else knows about the late pick up because they never told me that. Oh well, right? All I’m gonna do is get these forms filled out because I’m the first person they gon come to if they dont pick up the mail at 4:45 and who knows whos gonna come at me, it could be accounting, marketing, even HR because they never….”

YES. YES, I understand gotdammit! just shut the hell up. It’s amazing. yall should hear it. Or not. Just take my word. It’s amazingly annoying and just plain unbelievable. Like, I cant believe SHE doesnt realize how many times she repeats the same points over and over again. She cant see it in our eyes that our souls are slowly dying a horrible death?!?!?!? SmDh

My daughter Bella crapped in the bed twice within a 24 hour period last Sunday. Once was in the wee wee hours of the morning and then the second time was during her nap time that afternoon. 

Bella has had a history of taking her pull up off while in the bed and even peeing in the bed, bare assed. When that was happening a lot, my biggest fear was that she would crap in the bed but it never happened until now, and she hadnt even taken her diaper off in the bed for a long while.

My hypothesis was that she was doing it as some form of protest because she didnt want to be in the bed, because she didnt pee every time she took the pull up off but she took it off often. Now out of no where, CRAP. That early morning affair was ok because it was a small load, so to speak, and it was hard enough not to smear and stuff. that second one though…*shudder*. It was quite a large load and it was soft enough to smear everywhere…oh AND she peed too!

We were beside ourselves. The first time we just went and washed the sheets. that second time we threw them out; there was no saving them. I lived in fear of a third encounter of the crappy kind for the next few days and i think i JUST got over it yesterday. No other incidents to report. 

Still don’t know if she took off her pull up TO crap or if she just took it off and crap came later, unplanned. We’ll see, I suppose….

I took a weeks “stay”cation last week. It was grand. My wife’s birthday was on that Tuesday. I’m excited to say that after a few years of on and off searching for a woman she could “dine on”, she found one that night. She’s/we’ve done a number of craigslist ads for casual encounters and they either got no responses or suspect responses but she made one the night of her birthday and the birthday gods smiled down upon her. A response came from a nice lookin lady who didnt live far from us so she set it up. Later that night I took her over there and waited for her. She had a fantastic time and it was the highlight of her birthday (and year, I’m sure lol). 

Anyhow, they’re supposed to meet again tonight and the wifeski is dying to use her new, fresh out the box, strap-on (ow!). I couldnt be more excited. I hope plans go through. This is all a long time coming. Before last week, the last time she had been with a woman was on my 22nd birthday. 

As you can tell, I’m extremely supportive husband.

amazed there havent been any comments but I guess it speaks for itself *shrug*

its always cool to run across people I know from twitter up here. its like “oh you have a tumblr too??? now we can share everything!” but i never follow them for real *shrug*

My supervisor is such a fucking BABY. She makes orders to the supply department when we run out of stuff (wipes, tissue, etc). She wants me to send her my order so she can send it to them, right? word. whatever. I sent her an order 2 weeks ago after she told me to and I never got anything. Having wipes at my desk is a big deal because other people sit here and they want to wipe everything down and when there arent any wipes I have to have to hear about it and its fucking annoying. I ran out of wipes two days ago and i was like ‘fuck waitin round’ and made an order for myself. she just found out and is mad about it. She huffed and puffed and said something bout ‘this fucking place…i need to just quit’. LIKE THAT SHIT MEANS SOMETHING TO MEEEEE! Lol. Bitch, PLEASE quit, cuz then I get YOUR job and higher pay and as a bonus dont have to deal with your bullshit. I dont have time to remind you of an order I sent to you AFTER you told me to email it to you in the FIRST place. And she’s a GROWN ASS woman! Her son is MY age!

yea, just had to get that off my chest

ripopgodazippa:

“Everybody’s talking about the greatest this of the century & the greatest that, you know, just .. let’s just get on the stage”